gruffle 

verb; to eat hastily, with zeal

I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.

gruffle by erik November 23, 2004

Gruffle 

When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.

Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.

Gruffle by fickleone May 25, 2013

Gruffle 

To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.

I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.

Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.

Gruffle by herpityderpderp April 17, 2011

gruffle 

the hair that grows on the lower part of your back, and is a proof of masculinity

man my gruffle hair's finally coming through!

gruffle by cw113 September 12, 2008

gruffle monkey 

Someone who is all hot and aggrevated or moody. Someone all in a huff. Usually aimed at spoilt children who cant get what they want or women on their period.

Woman: bla bla bla nag nag whinge whine your not going to the pub
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and put my dinner on for 10pm.

or

Man: Lets have sex darling
Woman: I cant im on my period whinge whinge nag nag
Man: Stop being such a gruffle monkey and take it like a man.

gruffle monkey by Moon Meeko June 12, 2007

The Gruffle 

An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.

Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc

The Gruffle by Doggysoft September 11, 2005

Muffle Gruffle 

A phrase used to express feelings of contentness, frustration, and many other emotions.

While laying on the sofa with your loved one and enjoying a cozy day in, one might sigh and say "Muffle Gruffle," as they snuggle in.

Boss: Hey Johnson, your quarterly report is due at noon.

Johnson: (under his breathe) Muffle Gruffle...son of a...

Muffle Gruffle by Moose Wrassler April 3, 2009