Grudget 

A short person who's angry
A midget with a grudge

Person: I don't know why she's so angry
Other person: who knows? She's a grudget!

Grudget by LizzieV July 23, 2019

Grudget 

An angry short person.
A midget with a grudge

Why is she so angry?
I don't know, but she looks like a grudget now

Grudget by LizzieV July 23, 2019

Grudget 

A midget with a grudge

Omg stay away from her she's a real grudget

Grudget by Verbal randoms July 23, 2019

Grudge Butt 

The act of performing Grudge sex with the inclusion of anal sex.

The term was made famous during an episode of the radio show The Russ Martin Show.

Guy 1: My ex wanted to hook up so I grudge fucked her and put it in her butt.

Guy 2: Nothing like some good old grudge butt.

Grudge Butt by CodyKodak June 24, 2017

grudgeband

A grudgeband is a devoted husband and father working around the clock to maintain the lifestyle of his Parkie wife and children. Grudgebands could put in a short 40 hour week with significantly less stress if they lived in Plano but his family prefers the Park Cities. A grudgeband could care less where he lives because the intense travel and 13 hour days leave no time to enjoy his home or community.

Grudgebands are married to highly educated women who had paying jobs before the internet really caught on. Though their wives have an e-mail address, they don’t know how to attach documents and always say the “www” part before giving a web address.

Grudgebands are powerful in the business world but when given the rare opportunity to show up at home, check their freedom at the door. His wife has signed him up to move heavy items for a charity event she leads while he’s at the office.

Though he deeply respects her role, he’s grown tired of her filibuster about the difficulty of taking care of the kids while he lives a glamorous life downtown. He secretly fantasizes about the day he’ll scream so loud the neighbors can hear, “How hard can it be, you have a nanny, a housekeeper and no job.”

The grudgeband lost his biggest client but his wife still donated a load of cash to charity and remodeled the kitchen.

grudgeband by blog.peoplenewspapers.com November 28, 2007

slumber grudge 

when in your dreams a friend or an acquaintance does something that makes you mad or angry, and the next morning you wake up and when you see/talk to them you are very standoffish and still upset with that person. usually occurs with very realistic vivid dreams.

"why are you being so weird towards me?"
"because i'm still mad at you from my dream"
"you cant hold a slumber grudge! i didn't even do anything."

slumber grudge by holymoleydood August 16, 2009

gridget 

midget granny stripper

Lets get a gridget for Lymi's bucks party he will love it

gridget by Malcolm Tangi August 19, 2007