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Growl-ma 

Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).
Phil: Bro I think I have growl-ma.
Doc: Nope, your appendix exploded.
Phil: k.
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material growl 

billie eyelash = mex chex mix balls and gurrrrll MATERIAL GROWLWLLLLLLLLL
kay + cope + balls + liberal + material growl + ratio

Material Growl 

Linnea Kingbird
Material Growl by Scaredgiraffe69 February 23, 2023

grown man love 

(Similar to the concept of Grown Man Strength ) When an individual develops a passionate love for another individual that is far more intricate and powerful than the typical relationship stage. Grown Man Love is impossible to imitate or fake and therefore takes an exponential amount of emotional experience and passion to achieve. It is more than just saying, "I love you". Grown Man love involves wanting to spend as much time as possible with your significant other and realizing that they mean the world to you. Also, Grown Man Love is unlike the love you experience with your direct and extended family or even with your closest friends; it's a stronger brand of love that one cannot fully understand he/she experiences it.
"A and B's relationship is somethin', man. They're like, lovers AND best friends!"

"damn, that must be some Grown Man Love kinda shit."
grown man love by waaank September 8, 2011

grown man strength 

when one has hidden strength that only a full grown adult would have.
A: Look at that small ass chump over there.
B: Nah chill that boy has some grown man strength
grown man strength by Acie Rains September 3, 2007

grown man on 

dressed up hella clean like a grown man. button up shirt, crisp slacks/khakis/jeans, and some clean ass shoes to go witcha fit, yadadaimsayin? leather coat, cuff links, stunna shades, wateva makes u look clean and grown.
"i get my grown man on..white collar wit da button up..my grown man on. i might 2 step wit my grown man on. i'm so fresh to death w/ my grown man on." - grown man on by da hoodstarz

grown man B.I. 

Grown man business. Used in rap songs most notably "Takeover" by Jay-Z and "Let It Loose" by Wale
"I'm on my grown man B.I. you see why / Cause these lil broads think its not alright to be bi" - Wale on 'Let It Loose'
grown man B.I. by MaMacAm July 17, 2011