Groupanic

The fear & anxiety caused by the sudden realization that you've purchased too many Groupons (or other similar "deal of the day" online certificates) and have no time to use them before they expire.

I'm in a total Groupanic, I have three restaurant deals expiring this Friday and none of my friends want to have dinner with me. What a waste, I could have used that money on beer & porn instead!

Groupanic by DelilahHarmonia October 27, 2011

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Grouponing the numbers

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011

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Groupanic • geopanic • gropalicious • groupicide • groupicture • Grouponcide • Grouponing the numbers

gropalicious

Adjective for a person who looks so fine, other people just want to grope them.

The woman is gropalicious!

gropalicious by BAM2018 October 1, 2016

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Grouponcide

A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.

Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!

Grouponcide by spineman November 22, 2011