Groupanic

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The fear & anxiety caused by the sudden realization that you've purchased too many Groupons (or other similar "deal of the day" online certificates) and have no time to use them before they expire.

I'm in a total Groupanic, I have three restaurant deals expiring this Friday and none of my friends want to have dinner with me. What a waste, I could have used that money on beer & porn instead!

Groupanic by DelilahHarmonia October 27, 2011

Words you can keep

Grouponing the numbers

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011

Related Words

Groupanic • geopanic • gropalicious • groupicide • groupicture • Grouponcide • Grouponing the numbers • Group fiction 1 • Group incest • group nigga

gropalicious

Adjective for a person who looks so fine, other people just want to grope them.

The woman is gropalicious!

gropalicious by BAM2018 October 1, 2016

Grouponcide

A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.

Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!

Grouponcide by spineman November 22, 2011

groupicture

Group picture

Let's take a groupicture

groupicture by LAURENA8 January 25, 2019

groupicide

so it's pretty much suicide but with your friends

a group of friends shoot eachother at the same time and they all die. suicide as a group aka groupicide :)

groupicide by stumpy 3.0 June 20, 2019

geopanic

Geopanic a term to express the fear for sustainable human well-being related to noxious global climate changes

Geopanic is a realistic concern for the continuation of life on earth as we know it.

geopanic by jayjade October 28, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026