Groupanic 

The fear & anxiety caused by the sudden realization that you've purchased too many Groupons (or other similar "deal of the day" online certificates) and have no time to use them before they expire.

I'm in a total Groupanic, I have three restaurant deals expiring this Friday and none of my friends want to have dinner with me. What a waste, I could have used that money on beer & porn instead!

Groupanic by DelilahHarmonia October 27, 2011

Grouponing the numbers 

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.

Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!

Grouponing the numbers by The Rob Show July 14, 2011

gropalicious 

Adjective for a person who looks so fine, other people just want to grope them.

The woman is gropalicious!

gropalicious by BAM2018 October 1, 2016

Grouponcide 

A business decides to offer too good a deal without the right limits or caps and goes broke due to a Groupon promotion.

Company offer $100 worth of merchandise for $30 and has to pay Groupon $15 of the $30 leaving them just $15 for a $100 worth of product. Now even if they were operating at a 60% mark-up the product still costs the company $40 and they only get $15. If they sold 1,000 Groupons , then they would be in the hole for $25,000, Grouponcide!

Grouponcide by spineman November 22, 2011

groupicture 

Group picture

Let's take a groupicture

groupicture by LAURENA8 January 25, 2019

groupicide 

so it's pretty much suicide but with your friends

a group of friends shoot eachother at the same time and they all die. suicide as a group aka groupicide :)

groupicide by stumpy 3.0 June 20, 2019

geopanic 

Geopanic a term to express the fear for sustainable human well-being related to noxious global climate changes

Geopanic is a realistic concern for the continuation of life on earth as we know it.

geopanic by jayjade October 28, 2021