Groundport 

Think Airport. That's right, this one's on the ground. The uneducated call them train stations but well versed vibrocasters know the correct squeal for it.

I'll be at the groundport in 10 minutes, see you by the bangcarriages x

Groundport by OwlUnder August 14, 2016

Gary Groundwork 

The subtle art of attaining an individual of desire through hark work and patience.

Stage 1: Initiation
Stage 2: Sustained communication
Stage 3: More hard work and no play
Stage 4: BOOYAH!

Also known as Laying the Gary

The opposite of pash rape

Greg spent all night at the bar engaged Gary Groundwork whilst his mates hit the dancefloor for a bit of Pash Rape action

Gary Groundwork by wannabeerased January 14, 2008

lay groundwork 

when a guy or a girl starts a conversation with the purpose of getting a phone number or getting laid.

Guy: i think you should come here more often
Girl: hahaha i will
guys friend: ayyye nice way to lay groundwork

lay groundwork by Wetzpretz April 28, 2013

groundwork 

Putting in the hours with a girl, normally a male trying to score with someone who is out of his league.

" Jesus christ, how did but face get that minx?"
" Months of groundwork mate."
"pussy."

groundwork by Charlie-standard-blad. February 5, 2008

Groundlord 

A person who invades foreign land, creates a system of land titleships displacing all the natives, and argues that his ownership of land is purely through the free market.

Person 1 Land value tax? Why do you feel entitled to my property? Get off my lawn!
Person 2 Ew, you're such an ugly groundlord.

Groundlord by Fernan Pacita June 7, 2018

Gary Groundwork 

'Gary Groundwork' is all about laying the foundation for desired sick leave (i.e. unjustified sick leave). This can involve over fake coughing, forced sniffling or pretending to lose one's voice. This is usually supported by verbal commentary such as 'I think I'm coming down with something'. Expertly performed 'Gary Groundwork' dupes co-workers and draws unwaranted sympathy. Therefore, when you call in sick, others have noticed that you supposedly had certain symptoms and comment accordingly.

Is Melanie really sick or is it just Gary Groundwork
Geez, Melanie is laying on the Gary Groundwork nice and thick today!

Gary Groundwork by TTttttrrgsrgrgrsgdvsegseg July 13, 2017

GROUNDPOUND 

A non-resident hunter's art of killing North Dakota Game animals by shooting them before they are allowed to move from a relaxed position.

"He cheated and Groundpounded the Pheasant before it could fly!"

GROUNDPOUND by GAME FAN ND November 14, 2011