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Grotie
The idiot who defined this word before lacks a certain brain component which helps him/her understand phoentic spelling. Thus I'm here to englighten you. The term is grody.Assjockey.
Grothesk
well known internet troll, mostly known on spikednations for spending 24/7 on videos trying to add a blend of humor but continously failing leading to themselves trying to come up with excuses for why they fail so much only showing further how much of a troll they are, often copies and pastes known remarks from other websites, gets owned all the time by other users and is the leader of trollkind and lives in his moms basment close to the special needs school where even they think grothesk is a bit too special to attend
grothesk "I am the wittiest person ever"
user "not you again go away"
grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"
user "..........have you shut up yet"
user "not you again go away"
grothesk (quoting mark twain or other known quoter) "I am better than you heres why -(insert known quote)"
user "..........have you shut up yet"
Grothesk by exploder187 August 28, 2011
GROLIES
Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.
GROLIES by Lord Grimcock August 26, 2007
getting the growies
getting the growies by Jacksimon98 March 28, 2020
grotesquities
pronounced: grow-tess-ka-teez
things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.
Things that are grotesque.
things that disturb you, scare you, or just make you queezy at the stomach.
Things that are grotesque.
grotesquities by danbrown4life February 9, 2008
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026