Taryn's definitions

grotie

gross, disgusting; not pleasant.

That old man at Victoria's Secret was grotie!

by Taryn November 18, 2003

penis walk

a gender specific walk led by the penal region, often appears that the walker is being pulled by his penis toward others.

Dude, John Doe was doing the penis walk all day today! Do you think he needs to get some?

by Taryn November 19, 2003

Genii

Multiple of genie

Genii is many genies

by Taryn November 27, 2003

Sgarp

To stab someone with a suitably sharp object but in a harmless way.

I Sgarp your shoe into the ground.

by Taryn July 31, 2004

HMS Indigestion

Taryn + Jer = Indigestion, HMS Indigestion is basically the One True Pairing's name.

Omg, HMS Indigestion is my OTP!

by Taryn March 28, 2005

chaitastrophe

Occurs when you spill your chai latte all over the counter at Starbucks and the extremely gay barista yells "We have a Chai disaster out front! Get a mop, Stat! It's a chaitastrophe! Hurry, people are drowning out there!", in a very annoying falsetto voice, thereby embarassing you in front of the whole coffee shop.

I spilled my chai yesterday in Starbucks. It was terrible, a real chaitastrophe.

by Taryn June 4, 2004

tunnel butt slut

A person who has participated in anal sex so many times that their anus no longer closes back up afterwards, and therefore resembles a tunnel.

I don't know if I want to have anal sex anymore because I'm afraid of becoming a tunnel butt slut.

by Taryn June 11, 2006