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Old men with un reasonabley huge heads, like the ones where their head is bigger then their torso.
Old man: "Nuhhhh"
Guy1: "Oh my god look at the size of that guys head!"
Guy2: "HES A GROPPAR HAHA!"
Groppar by Groppar slayer March 26, 2011
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gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

ava gropper 

Beautiful, stunning, talented, athletic, intelligent, humble girl with eyes that are out of this world and a personality that even just by talking to her once you'll fall in love.
That girl is the best
Must be Ava Gropper
ava gropper by Sparkle sloth February 14, 2014

groppage 

the act of groping, only a cooler way of saying it. booty boobs
"We got some groppage going on here."
groppage by Julianna August 2, 2005
One whom fondles itself frequently, such to the extent of premature ejaculation. Is slightly crosseyed, as well as retarded. Also note that a gropper can easily be found outside a middle school playground.
Look at that cock- gropper manhandling himself.
gropper by Debo® June 20, 2008
The term used to describe a grandma (or just an old person in general) who runs a grow-up.
Max's nan was a gropper
gropper by MadManMaxsta November 7, 2018

Grapparagraph

It's when you see jacks mom hangs upside down blind folded and procedes yo do the BIG CHEDDAR SPECIAL.
Damn dude jacks mom looking so hot tonight I'm ah have to grapparagraph that shit !
Grapparagraph by Minnewaska April 29, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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