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Gropefruit 

A closeted gay male who initiates "playful" physical contact with unsuspecting straight males
Eric Massa confessed to being a Gropefruit while he was in the Navy
Gropefruit by Johnnyash March 11, 2010

Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.
Swedish Grapefruit by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018

Scary Grapefruits 

Really bad fake boobs, that look hard to the touch, and that look like the plastic surgeon stuck grapefruits in, instead of silicone sacs. This is especially a term used in Florida and California where citrus, such as grapefruit, is a prominent crop and where plastic surgery is overly popular.
The porn star had scary grapefruits for boobs! They were the worst fakes I ever saw!

Grapefruit Chair 

Louis Tomlinsons dick

invisible grapefruit clutch 

A heavy-metal hand gesture, in which the subject holds out their hand(s), palm up, fingers broadly curled inward, as if clutching an invisible grapefruit, or an orb of majestic evil power (still invisible).
When the throwing of horns got co-opted by the widespread public to the point where they were often seen from Jonas Brothers fans, Lord Blaspherion G. McSatan decided to adopt a more metal-centric hand gesture: the invisible grapefruit clutch.

Grapefruit Goods 

Clothing line, Urban Streetwear: Mens Apparel & Music Production Company
Joe: Should I wear my Billionaire Boys Club t-shirt or my Grapefruit Goods t-shirt?

Bob: DEFF, your Grapefruit Goods tee.

www.grapefruitgoods.com
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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