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The way your eyes feel when you’re wearing contact lenses
Person one: You should get contacts they’re so much better

Person two: no way man they make my eyes feel grongly
Grongly by Bunny the whore March 8, 2021
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Grengly Mengly 

The most potent honking chongy this side of the Shengly Wompis. If you ever hear the words "grengly mengly"you know you've found some of the boomin' homplihingly, chingly, Englis Woofis. Mix it with some Chenglis Mingler and you'll feel like Hoosimingus has come early. Lads, if you've never tried the grengly mengly then you're a bunch of spengly chenglers and I will absolutely not be sorting you with any pongly mamplis. Offers start at 5 hongis.
"Yo lads, you bunch of wimply ching mingers. I've got a Diane Keaton of Grengly Mengly that'll blow your smeglis chenger into a chenglis smegler. 5 hongis, no fap."
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a combination of a grogginess and random weird behavior.. but groovier
Jarrod was acting all groogly at 4am outside Sproul hall.
A very stinky and awkward dog or person.
My dog is kind of grungly. It’s the kidney failure.
grungly by birbd March 18, 2022
When you drink so much spotchka that you turn into a little green bogman, and are unable to speak intelligibly for the rest of your life
Guy at bar: "Whoa! Dude! Look at that fucking groglyn over there!"
Groglyn: "Judge me by my size, do you"
Groglyn by Dog reference January 21, 2022
Humid and hot(generally referring to weather).
"It's so grongy outside"
Grongy by Caboog July 22, 2021

Gronglestomp 

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle
1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022
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