glongly

messed up, in disarray

After I took off my hat, my hair was all glongly. OR My underwear is so tight it's making my package all glongly.

by Mos Jef January 16, 2009

glangly

Glangly can be spelled two ways Glangly or for a more theatrical use gLangly which emphasizes the gibberish tone of the word. The word is extraordinary because it is open to interpretation and can be used whenever or wherever (via shakira). It is a chameleon of a word. It's easily adaptable. or it can be used to get out of circumstances, nobody would want their ass in.

Commonly used when asked for input, but you are indifferent or apathetic. Instead of caring, you glangly.

devonte: im so bored... and i hate the weather
nefisa: glangly

brittany: what the heelll does that mean?? :$
nefisa: glangly.

nefisa: my dog just died
devonte:...glangly.

Nefisa: Yo, dev, I'm pregnant with your baby
Devonte:....GLANGLY.

nefisa:.....I am your father
Devonte: gLangly :o

by devonte/nefisa (rare) May 7, 2011

glogly

A Jesus figure in a religion based on a presentation tool commonly used in schools in the US
Glogster.com

Heather: Where are we worshiping Glogly tonight?

Jake: Just get on Glogster and read some Glogs

by The Holy Glog February 15, 2018

Grongly

The way your eyes feel when you’re wearing contact lenses

Person one: You should get contacts they’re so much better

Person two: no way man they make my eyes feel grongly

by Bunny the whore March 8, 2021

gronglydong

A really bad joke, the ultimate brick.

The joke Jo just told was such a gronglydong!

by benwiggy October 13, 2006

Glogly

Gloriously Ugly. Beyond Fugly

Quasihodo is Glogly

by Jouvon February 19, 2023