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gronions 

green onions, chives, or scallions
Yo, can i get some gronions on my baked potato!?
gronions by MikeJ0nez March 19, 2008
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Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
Gronion by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

grobongous 

My shirt is grobongous
grobongous by Redsoxnayshon December 13, 2017
The be a gronk individual.
Go and gronkon u fucking gronk
Gronkon by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019

grondona 

A gay man who typically is a CSE major
Gee that man is such a grondona
grondona by Luckduck24 February 19, 2024