Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They
never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters
don'
t have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.
Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if
normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.
Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one
thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You
mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "
YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"