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An asshole that tries to get with every girl and thinks he's all that. People openly hate him to his face.
Groller is an asshole
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Jon Groller 

Jon Groller is the coolest guy I've ever met. He likes teaching science and is also boring sometimes but he's so epically super dupery chicken tenderly cool! He also likes Tobias Shepherd.
Toby: Hi Jon Groller! you're cool!
Jon Groller: See me after class for a surprise. 😙
Jon Groller by PineappleMan43 May 10, 2023

Jon Groller 

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess
Jon Groller by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023

Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe

The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.
Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!

Howlers and Growlers 

Disorderly, loud, crazy seeming people.
The Howlers and Growlers were kicked out of the bar after the ballgame.
Somebody who holds no strong opinions whatsoever. Derives from the boomer meme that says "All the media says is 'Racism, Shootings, Socialism, KKK', I just want to grill for god's sake!". Is also associated with a sense of obliviousness, and sometimes used by centrists as an ironic way to describe their beliefs
Don't ask Dave for his opinion, he's a griller
Griller by Buster 'O Nutt August 24, 2020

Growler at the gate 

A dump. A turd ready to come out.
Hey, any idea where there's a quiet bathroom? I got a growler at the gate
Growler at the gate by jennaress August 25, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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