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Having a high stakes stealth wank in the backseat of a Tesla, especially if it's an Uber.
Jeff was caught grokking in the rear of Elon's Tesla. His excuse was that he was just executing a prime delivery.
Grokking by Zennetta December 17, 2025

Groaking 

To watch someone eating in the hope they will offer you food
"piss off, dude, quit Groaking me"
"but i'm so hungry"
etc
etc
Groaking by Nige C January 30, 2004

gookking 

To Smoke/ Blaze with an oriental (Asian)

Troy and Leos word ©
Leo and Troy are going Gookking
gookking by FSpace19 December 24, 2007

Gronking 

Violently spiking an object (most common is a football) to the ground in celebration.
Gronking a department store mannequin leg.
Gronking by NUChickens December 17, 2011
Word of the Day on June 11, 2017

grocking 

This partys gonna be Grocking AWSOME!!!
grocking by Ayre Grabovietksi July 28, 2008

grocking 

(v.)

the act of appreciating or being very enthusiastic about something
(as mentioned in the Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test)
to grock over an event, person, object, etc.

"We're totally grocking over this amazing cat."
grocking by Don'tbeaDick January 16, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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