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oobert goobert by Oobert Goobert December 22, 2019

Rudy Gobert 

A Rudy Gobert is your friend who never takes serious issues, serious. For example, a Rudy Gobert will joke about catching COVID-19 and then he will be the tool who ends up getting COVID-19.
Hey, Antonio, don't lick your fingers after eating your hot cheetos, it is not healthy and you do not want to get sick with that COVID-19! Antonio then proceeds to lick and suck on his fingers since he does not take serious issues, seriously. "He's just being a Rudy Gobert, that fool with probably catch something." Two days later Antonio is in the hospital with COVID-19. Don't be a Rudy Gobert.
Rudy Gobert by Caltexeg March 13, 2020
A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland
A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!
Goobert by flare 114 June 15, 2006
A term given to the global fan community of singer/actor Adam Lambert.
Let's hear it for Globerts coming from Canada!
Globert by sonielle May 29, 2009

goobertron

a goobertron is basically an uber goober, espeicially if they are the goofy type that do the robot
"look at that goobertron dancing!"
goobertron by Freddie Gill October 4, 2006
Verb - the act(s) or omission(s) of one person that results in the destruction of an entire institution.
Rudy Gobert just gobert'd the NBA.

Adolf Hitler just gobert'd the League of Nations.
gobert'd by mystrongsuit March 14, 2020