A person who recites the Ten Commandments backwards in German while throwing up a blue dog toy from Albertsons in Canada right below the opposing partner's genitals. And after, proceed to take a great, steaming shit all over the partner's pet while singing Cape Town Races in swing tempo of 169.734643 Bpm EXACTLY. This can only be done once in every universal timeline, and the one who does it gets fucking died.
Man, ever heard of the legendary act of The Great Gober Dina? you'd be a legend if you accomplish that. That would be something to cross off my bucket list before I decide to get married.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.