Groast

A "talent" for which an individual takes a great deal of personal pride, even though it is just a common, mundane skill that almost everyone can do.

Watch this Joshua, my groast is to balance this ball on my head

Groast by DaWordSmithy March 14, 2019

Groat's syndrome 

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.

That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!

Groat's syndrome by cagedape January 24, 2011

Groats Disease 

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Zombie Goasts

Zombie Goasts are pests who reside in old houses to feed on the flesh of humens, but not rly becuz they are zombie goasts and they cant touch nothin' but they eat you anyway, HAHA!

Zombie Goasts, leave this place!

Zombie Goasts by ZimMan2 January 7, 2010

grosstalgia 

Memories so gross you'd rather just forget they ever happened

Adjective form : grosstalgic

Nancy : Happy 30th birthday Jim!! Do you remember your birthday 9 years ago when you had 16 shots and threw up all over the club and the bouncers threw us all out?

Jim: That's some heavy grosstalgia

grosstalgia by urbanfervour62 May 20, 2020

grossty 

(adj.) Describes something so revolting in nature that the words gross or nasty alone would not be enough.

ex1) What happened was so grossty that I vomited my guts all over the pavement.

ex2) "That shiz is grossty yo."

ex3) The doctor removed grossty fluids from Eddies injured knee.

grossty by Zeewei July 22, 2008

grossterical 

Something that is gross, and also hysterical. Something that is hysterical because it is so gross.

That old man's balls are hanging out of his shorts, and it is grossterical! The movie "Human Centipede" is grossterical. cheeky vulgar

grossterical by SLander December 23, 2013