Greastopher

A male who wears extremely short shorts.

Look at that guy's shorts! They are incredibly short! He's a Greastopher.

by RBDude July 2, 2008

Greastopher

Someone who seems to be from another time or era.

Look at that dudes clothes! Did he just step out of a time machine? He is a total Greastopher.

by mjfox April 3, 2009

gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017