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A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter
That Gritter smells like stale Marlboros.
Gritter by Gritter King June 23, 2021

Council Gritter 

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

teasy ass gritties 

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

nittiest of all gritties 

"we gotta break this thing down to the nittiest of all gritties"

council gritter 

council gritter by frank pubes February 3, 2005
A person from southwest Michigan who is known to be a sloppy annoyance or menace to society and also does heinous act such as wear flannel pajama pants to various storys
That gritter is trifling they must be from Nile’s
Gritter by Gritter prince June 28, 2022