Grittes
Slang word; southern, Considered as a slightly milder/nicer word than saying butt, rear end, booty, rump, derriere. Used to express mock anger. Noun.
Grittes by Shelby Goobs August 12, 2007
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Gritter
A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter
Gritter by Gritter King June 23, 2021
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Grittes • gritter • gritterlant • Gritted • Gritten • Grittered • Gritter Posture • gritter [shitter] • Grittyskim • Grottesnask
Council Gritter
Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Council Gritter by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
teasy ass gritties
A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.
Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!
Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?
teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012
nittiest of all gritties
nittiest of all gritties by mastertrainer1978 April 9, 2008
council gritter
council gritter by frank pubes February 3, 2005
Gritter
A person from southwest Michigan who is known to be a sloppy annoyance or menace to society and also does heinous act such as wear flannel pajama pants to various storys
Gritter by Gritter prince June 28, 2022
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