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a true screw up that knows everything just ask them and they will tell you.

a true douche bag in every sence
wow, you just gilkey'd the shit out of that.

that douche over there is a true gilkey.
gilkey by diverlloyd February 6, 2010
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A loose vagina capable of retaining a beer bottle with ease.
DAMN! She's definately a guilkey. Did you see her twat swallow that dildo?
Guilkey by the Jew June 9, 2003

Grickey Porksicky 

When you tickle someone's grundle and then give them a blowjob when they have barbecue sauce slathered on their penis.
That girl Brooke is a mooching bitch but she gives the meanest Grickey Porksicky
Grickey Porksicky by phoenixc0lt November 15, 2016

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis named Norman Gilkey.
Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
J: Yeah, I have been feeling kinda stupid lately. I think I got gilkeyitis!
Gilkeyitis by JNKelly October 1, 2013
Loose or flabby Skin that hangs under a fat, old, or ugly persons chin.
Did you see that fat bitches gilkey?

Yea, it flapped like a scrotum in the wind when she turned her head to the left.
Gilkey by Joeythaprofit November 15, 2017

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis. Cure: Penicillin, garlic, and Yanni.
Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
Jo: Well, I have been feeling kinda stupid. I think I got gilkeyitis.
Gilkeyitis by JNKelly77 October 1, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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