Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis named Norman Gilkey.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
J: Yeah, I have been feeling kinda stupid lately. I think I got gilkeyitis!

Gilkeyitis by JNKelly October 1, 2013

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis. Cure: Penicillin, garlic, and Yanni.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
Jo: Well, I have been feeling kinda stupid. I think I got gilkeyitis.

Gilkeyitis by JNKelly77 October 1, 2013