Jake: when the 25th island of Greece is sus!!!!!!
Dylan: I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT MAKE SHITTY AMONG US MEMES FOR THE LAST 3 WEEKS! THIS IS THE LAST GODDAMN STRAW *gunshot*
Jake (staring at Dylan's corpse): Dylan was the imposter!!!!!!!
"In other news, another Greek deadline for resolving their fiscal crisis has come and gone. Finance ministers are now saying that the REAL deadline for resolving this crisis is in two weeks."