Skip to main content

grasslighting

Gaslighting somebody by telling them they were high at the time and just imagined things.
"I thought I saw her cheating on me last night, but in the morning she said I was so high I was imagining things."
"Nah bro, she's grasslighting you."
"Wow that sucks. Still gonna toke though."

Grease Lighting 

When a fat person tries to gas light you.
That fat person was grease lighting me into believing that McDonalds is healthier than normal burgers.

Grasslighting

When people suggest to "touch grass" or go outside as an insult and especially when used to punctuate a conversation or argument.
I thought it was pretty rude and ignorant when they started grasslighting me after I posted that memes are a valid form of storytelling and considered internet folklore.
Grasslighting by MC1100 June 21, 2024

Graslighting

When a group of people collectively gaslight someone or another group of people
They are graslighting Sahrish into thinking she said what she said.
They are graslighting the kids to make them think they made a mistake.
Graslighting by bhotacholena September 30, 2025

Chuck Grasslighting 

when Chuck Grassley lies, which is constantly
Glenn Kirschner was on with Stephanie Miller and mentioned all the nonsense coming from mobbed-up Pam Bondi’s senate hearing. Glenn said “the Chuck Grasslighting was out of control.” but none of it matters because republicans lie like rugs every fucking day and everybody yawned.