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Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.
As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him

grassfucker 

A modification of fucker, most often used in the phrase "Hollywood grassfuckers" to refer to unskilled and/or timid Hollywood writers, producers, and directors who aspire only to mediocrity and, sometimes, achieve it.
"This is the most didactic, boring-ass self-serving piles of horseshit the Hollywood grassfuckers have put out in a long time." - Mr. Filthy on "Lord of War"

COUNT GRISHNACK 

Count Grishnack did not kill Euronymous just be more evil. Thats what the media and newspapers said to sell more. It is false statement accordin to Count Grishnack. In interviews he clearly stated that he Euronymous tried to kill him first but Grishnack got Euronymous's shotgun an scared he off. Later Count Grishnack came and stabbed Euronymous 16 times in back 5 in the neck and 2 in head. Count Grishanck was later senteced to 21 years in jail (in Norway). They also found stolen dynomite and plans to blow up church on a holiday. He later escaped took stole car an went on police chase for day. When they captured him they found guns, gas mask, grednades, weapons ect. in the car. Count Grishnack or Varg Vikernes is still in jail in Norway were he worked on his one man band Burzum.
Count Grishnack is know for his infamous acts and his works of his ambient black metal band BURZUM
COUNT GRISHNACK by GOAT FUKER February 6, 2005

Grasmuck 

n. Patches of wet grass-mud combination that gathers on a grass field after a rain

n. Extremely annoying, long-winded school administrator whom everybody hates
"It's too bad your school has grasmuck; ours works hard to root out such an annoyance."
Grasmuck by sgs May 4, 2004

Gashfucker 

Oi! Gashfucker, getcher arse over here
Gashfucker by M July 30, 2003

Grishnack 

A turd with a very large girth that takes a long time to squeeze out. Usually has a few sharp edges.
Declan just took twenty minutes in the bathroom. I think he had a grishnack!
Grishnack by The mikty one July 27, 2016