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COUNT GRISHNACK 

Count Grishnack did not kill Euronymous just be more evil. Thats what the media and newspapers said to sell more. It is false statement accordin to Count Grishnack. In interviews he clearly stated that he Euronymous tried to kill him first but Grishnack got Euronymous's shotgun an scared he off. Later Count Grishnack came and stabbed Euronymous 16 times in back 5 in the neck and 2 in head. Count Grishanck was later senteced to 21 years in jail (in Norway). They also found stolen dynomite and plans to blow up church on a holiday. He later escaped took stole car an went on police chase for day. When they captured him they found guns, gas mask, grednades, weapons ect. in the car. Count Grishnack or Varg Vikernes is still in jail in Norway were he worked on his one man band Burzum.
Count Grishnack is know for his infamous acts and his works of his ambient black metal band BURZUM
COUNT GRISHNACK by GOAT FUKER February 6, 2005

Count Grishnack 

Count Grichnack is the nickname of Varg Vikernes, famed black metal legend. He was the 1 man band of Burzum and bassist for Mayhem on their album "De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas". He later killed Euronymous, Mayhem's guitarist, to prove he was more evil.

The name is derived from Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien. Grishnack was an Orc. Varg wrote about LOTR in much of his music.
Why did Count Grishnack have to kill Euronymous?! WHY?!
Count Grishnack by mylovedenied October 9, 2004

Count Grishnackh

Some of you people need to do research before you write stuff. Count Grishnackh (notice the "h" at the end)AKA Varg Vikernes was the bassist of the Nowegian Black Metal band, Mayhem. He stabbed their GUITARIST, Euronymous to death with 23 separate wounds. He is currently in jail and continues to pursue his solo project, Burzum.
As I don't listen to Mayhem I can't give examples of the Count's talent. I have, however, heard a few Burzum songs and can say that if you are a fan of Black Metal, you would enjoy him if you don't already listen to him
adj.

A woman's naturally uplifted breast. Appear to be nice, round, and firm. They do not hang and have a perfect bounce.

Nothing less than a 'B' cup and no more than a 'D' cup.
Guy 1: Did you see Doris' tits?

Guy 2: Are you kidding me? They're perfect!

Guy 3: Safe to say, those are some "Gripnacks!"
Gripnacks by Christian E. August 16, 2008

Grashnuck 

A person that is amazing at killing people.
Damn he too fine he a Grashnuck
Grashnuck by Grashbabe March 12, 2022
Grishna aka cakeboy, is a gaming slang term used for a person who is clinically obese. This person often plays for a online gaming clan/community, and often uses the words "noob", "boon" and/or "owned/pwned".

They often try to take pictures of themselves with a "emo/myspace" feel, and often refer to themselves in "body type" as "a little big built".

Mostly northerns fit this description, and they are usually aged between 15 - 19 years old. They do not have a girlfriend, and are still often a virgin. They masturbate heavily, often while gaming and often work within fast food restuarants.
"omfg you noob, you stupied effin grishna, stop stuffing your face you fat cu#t, i cant hear you talking on teamspeak, its all muffled, take the pie out of your mouth and talk"

"rofl@grishna, i owned cakeboy cos his chubby fingers block the keys"
grishna by Osuma Bin Laden September 8, 2006