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garfunckled 

To have sex with
Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.
garfunckled by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003
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Gorsuckle 

The act of filling Neil Gorsuch’s rectum with gherkins.
Every third Friday the Supreme Court justices all get together for a lively night of gorsuckle.
Gorsuckle by Doctor Def October 26, 2019

gorshnuckle 

THE combination of a hippo and a gecko it has pencils for arms it can only eat when its takin a dump!
that gorshnuckle is shittin ova there!
gorshnuckle by abbey n connor November 1, 2003

Garfknuckle 

A war crime where you defecate in your foe's face.
Oh look at Private Dave! He just did a Garfknuckle in that guys face!