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garfunckled 

To have sex with
Alex Trebek: The category is "Members of Simon and Garfunckle."

(Sean Connery buzzes in)

Trebek: Yes, Sean Connery...

Connery: I garfunckled your mother last night.
garfunckled by CarolinaGuy July 13, 2003
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Gorsuckle 

The act of filling Neil Gorsuch’s rectum with gherkins.
Every third Friday the Supreme Court justices all get together for a lively night of gorsuckle.
Gorsuckle by Doctor Def October 26, 2019

gorshnuckle 

THE combination of a hippo and a gecko it has pencils for arms it can only eat when its takin a dump!
that gorshnuckle is shittin ova there!
gorshnuckle by abbey n connor November 1, 2003

Garfknuckle 

A war crime where you defecate in your foe's face.
Oh look at Private Dave! He just did a Garfknuckle in that guys face!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026