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Graption 

The intrinsic feeling of being able to grip an object/surface using friction. Feedback from the solid mass allows grip AND friction, ensuring a strong and steady hold. Hence, graption.
Little Susie Bones-Johnson would have undoubtedly fallen to her death from Mount Fark if she did not have enough graption on a rock to save herself. God bless that beautiful, beautiful graption...
Graption by Mr N.W December 27, 2011
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a combination of grip and traction. Used by an Italian friend of mine.
Those tires have great gription in wet weather!
gription by Gerry Stokman May 3, 2004

Wi-gration 

The act of wandering from spot to spot in search of WiFi (or an improved WiFi connection). People in the process of Wi-gration can be seen stalking through coffee shops, malls and other public spaces while staring intently at their electronic devices for evidence of connectivity.
When word got around that the connection seemed to get stronger beyond Gate 32B, there was a mass Wi-gration through the terminal.
Wi-gration by Anna LeStache January 21, 2013
holding or grasping in conjunction with an element of adherent friction between an object and the surface on which it moves; adhesive friction
Rubber gloves add gription making it easier to open those sticky old jelly jars.
gription by kathykat August 2, 2005
Your tires of your car have gription because they are gripping the road.
Gription by Mikey bekamp July 4, 2010
Property of an object sticking to some other object, regardless of the physics involved (i.e. friction, gravity, surface tension, etc.)
The suction cup lost its gription on the pane of glass.
Gription by Jeff Wozniak April 5, 2003