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Granking 

The Process in gaming where you are "Grinding" very hard to rank up. Or Ranking Up with two - three scoops of GFuel.
"Randy was really Granking today after he snorted 3 lines of Gfuel."
Granking by the20footmidge July 14, 2020

Grankini 

Swimwear that looks like something your Grandma/Nan/Granny would wear.
Stu: "I like that swimming costume"

Jess: "What?! It's a Grankini!"
Grankini by Mobsy April 29, 2009

Grankini 

A bikini worn by a grandma, or an old lady.
The act of wearing this item of clothing usually results in bad reactions from public.
Man 1: Arr got a good ole Grankini to your right.
Man 2: Man, that's rough.
Grankini by FriendsFan0208 February 21, 2009

Granking 

The art of knighting a woman over the age of 60 with your penis.
"Man, did ya hear that Ross was granking some 'aul wan last night?"

"Jaysus. I heard he does it every week. Yer wan keeps forgetting because of the Alzheimer's"
Granking by Darraghkelly2 December 1, 2013

grangling 

This is when your dog is laying down and you lay down next to him/her and wrap your legs around them. They may growl but just let it happen.
why was he growling?

oh i was just grangling with him
grangling by wafflemuncher45 November 27, 2009
Gay ass bitches who are the arch enemies of the God-like broloskis
Ganklin by Enraged Orphan July 28, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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