granzer

Absolute beta male. Has the makings of a fully-fledged Grant but must first forsake his beta male status.

Grant 1: yo did you see that guy, he's such a Grant.

Grant 2: no wys he's clearly still a Granzer

granzer by Grant Schuler January 27, 2019

shit grazer

A person who is into scat i.e. sniffing and wallowing in shit, and possibly shit eating. The shit grazer particularly likes to get his dose of shit directly by eating and licking arse. See also Anilingus.

Dental hygienist to Dentist:
"Oh no! That shit grazer Timmy's back again. You can see he's just had his face up a butt crack by the brown trail on his nose. Where are the extra large dental dams?

shit grazer by silkpouch September 15, 2007

Granker 

Derivative of Latin, the word is comprised of four other words: granola cockslut pretentious wanker

This word is dense, it is loaded, but it is necessary to implement into your vocabulary. You must be aware of grankers. This is to save you.

A breed of person that is both a pretentious know it all try-hard who can’t shut up and a granola long-haired Silverlake parent looking freak

They also believe that they are humble, nice, aware, respectful, and full of integrity but really they are just cocks with no morals and privileged and idiotic and stuck in their own minds. They are a classic loser who will always be a loser and hurt everyone around them. Nobody likes them. They can on occasion look like a wet dog. Sometimes they say foo and such (white) and call women bitches. They lie and are manipulative. If you hear them say “If it’s brown flush it down, if it’s yellow let it mellow” they are a grade A granker . They believe they are better than everyone else and have a superiority complex They only maintain friendship out of necessity and nostalgia. They tell their friends nothing and often pretend they live in their own little movie. If nothing else can be said about the granker, one must retain that they are nonchalant drama queens.

Beware of the granker. They hide in the depths and shadows and prey on their victims. Watch out for that hair: you’ll notice it from a mile away. They often carry dreadlocks and don’t brush their teeth. Watch out! Don’t let it bite!

Boy (walking by a group of friends, talking to his friend ): aye foo that shit is peculiar asf

Girl 1 (part of group) : Who’s that wet dog looking guy walking with the notorious creep rapist

Girl 2: Oh don’t mind him, he’s a granker.

Girl 1: Ew wtf! Next time I see him I’ll punch his balls!

All the girls: FUCK YOU GRANKER!

Granker by kikileaf123 December 22, 2021

Grazer

A slur for vegans

I'm going to eat twice as much meat just so that one grazer that thinks they are making a difference, isn't.

Grazer by SillyMaine February 1, 2023

Hermione Granger 

The cleverest witch at Hogwarts. While she can sometimes be a know-it-all, she has a large heart and is intensely loyal to her friends. Wife to Ron, Mother to Rose and Hugo, Admired by all.

How I wish I could be Hermione Granger.

Hermione Granger by Hermione At Heart October 27, 2009

jack dylan grazer 

the fucking hottest human being ever. he stars in IT 2017 and his new show Me,Myself&I.

dude i have an unhealthy obsession with “jack dylan grazer”

jack dylan grazer by JackDylanGrazerBean September 28, 2017

jack grazer 

A very hyper, outgoing person. This person has alot of friends and enjoys being the center of attention. has the personality of someone you either love or hate. There is no in between.

"Have you seen the new kid? He's so talkative!"
"I know right? He's such a jack grazer."

jack grazer by Not jack Dylan grazer October 8, 2017