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classy grandma 

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.
STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

Grandma Caprio 

Artie Lang's now deceased grandmother. Often imitated by Howard Stern on his show.
Howard Stern: Oh, look Artie, we have Grandma Caprio on the phone...
(Howard doing Grandma Caprio in deep Italian accent): Oh, my-a Artie... You must-a get back-a with-a the Daner. She was-a the best-a thing-a that-a ever happened-a to you-a...

grandma car 

A grandma car is basically your run of the mill 1990's sedan with low kilometers. Typical Grandma cars are the Chevrolet Caprice, Ford Taurus, Toyota Camry, Chrysler Intrepid, Honda Accord, Nissan Altima, Pontiac G6 and Any and/or all Buick or Mercury cars. These cars also must have Unpaid Parking tickets on the dashboard along with hard candy and Efferdent Denture Cleaning Crystals to be considered a True "Grandma Car." A grandma car must also be slow as molasses in a Canadian Winter and in dire need of an oil change.
"Dude, Why did you buy such a grandma car?"
grandma car by WastedCactus July 3, 2014

grandma mills 

The coolest grandma out there, aka Millie Bobby Brown.

(Watch Millie Bobby Brown’s instagram live stream on youtube 2/19/18 for more information)
“Hey grandma mills”
“Heyoo what up

“Yo grandma mills i’m hungry”
“Well what do you want Chick Fil A or Mcdonald’s?”
grandma mills by alrightymills February 21, 2018

Grandma Glove 

The act of soaking ones hand in water long enough for it to become wrinkled and soft prior to masturbating to create a grandma's hand feel. Also known as a "velvet glove"

Similar to the stranger. Altering your own hand to enhance masturbation.
Kye couldn't get that girl's number so he is going home to make a grandma glove.
Grandma Glove by Sick. Bro. November 9, 2011

Sandpaper Grandma 

The sexual act of filling a woman's vagina with sand, her queefing it out into the partner's face, followed by the partner performing oral sex on her vagina.
His girlfriend refused to go to the zoo, unless if she got a sandpaper grandma.
Sandpaper Grandma by WOOKIEE698 March 14, 2011