Grand Tour
Friend 1: Did you assfuck her?
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: She didn't give you the grand tour?
Friend 2: STFU.
Friend 2: No.
Friend 1: She didn't give you the grand tour?
Friend 2: STFU.
Grand Tour by NoticesUrBulgaria April 7, 2026
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the grand tour
The Grand Tour is a british motoring show hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May which is funded by Amazon.
It is better than Top Gear.
It will always be.
It is better than Top Gear.
It will always be.
the grand tour by jeezus123 May 25, 2016
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The Grand Tour
The Grand Tour is the successor to Top Gear, hosted by Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and Richard Hammond. It is funded by Amazon, and while much like the original Top Gear, it's that much more off-the-walls and immature.
If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
If you enjoy the old Top Gear, watch it.
The Grand Tour is a great show for people who enjoy Top Gear, traveling, cars, or just like seeing people goof around.
The Grand Tour by sebacostamr May 5, 2019
The Grand Tour
Hardcore sex where the female partner screams out of ultimate and transcendent pleasure and orgasms multiple times.
The Grand Tour by MuchUnknownWow June 12, 2022
Grand Canyon Tour
A sexual act which involves licking a woman from the top of her ass-crack all the way around to her belly-button, or vice versa.
Can be abbreviated as a GCT.
Can be abbreviated as a GCT.
That girl is so hot!! I'd like to take her Grand Canyon Tour!!
Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.
Last night, I took a GCT with my girlfriend.
Grand Canyon Tour by Robert Harris April 30, 2004
Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour
Fag #1: Dude I was giving girlfriend a good time last night! But she said I sucked?
Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?
Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!
Fag #2: Well did you give her the Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour?
Fag #1: Naw Man, I'll have to try that next time!
Grand Canyon Helicopter Tour by IncorporealContributor May 27, 2013
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