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Grampy the Mammoth
A very rare mammoth found in the very anticipated game named 'The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim' made by video game developers Bethesda.
In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.
You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
In order to find this very rare character, you must do this by order: go to Windhelm then head south, then just past Kingsgrove there will be a small section with a pond--after you turn left which then you'll be encountered by a crazy tree named the Mammoth Elder Tree. That tree, by the way, is where the Grampy the Mammoth eats and makes a Kudacohiscouscis bow (otherwise known as the Kuda bow), the strongest and most rarest bow in the game as of date.
You will then be confronted with Grampy the Mammoth and keep in mind, this is a random event, so it may only work half of the time. If found, he will shit out the Kuda bow and then you can either kill him to start the Angel quest, which will lead to the Angel transformation, or let Grampy live so you may possibly find another-- which sells very high in stores.
-Hey dude, I found the best bow ever! The Daedric Bow! It's SOOO strong!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
-Nah man, you NEED to find Grampy the Mammoth for the most MLG bow in the game, the Kuda bow!
Grampy the Mammoth by TheRondny101 November 22, 2011
Grampy
Grampy by HolmbergHeart February 4, 2012
Grampy's Work Out
Found in most gyms in Florida. A Grampy's Work Out consists of two sets of 10 on any machine followed by sitting and drinking coffee with other over 60's. Highly effective and life altering.
Grampy's Work Out by Eaton Holgoode February 28, 2015
Grampy Panties
The male form of granny panties.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
The said "grampy panties" are similar to tidy whities; the panty line is easily discerned through any loose clothing, like basketball shorts, especially if the clothing is a light color. They ride up and make uncomfortable and particulary ass-noying wedgies that, when picked, decrease the overall manly dignity to a measly amount.
Those who wear grampy panties are subject to immediate mockery when the panty line is spotted. If you are discovered as a grampy-wearer, head to the nearest bathroom and remove the grampies and place them in the toilet, so that no-one can make fun of you any longer. Just make sure your name is not written on the tag.
"Dang, check out his grampies!"
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
"NUMBER 7 IS SEEN SPORTING WHITE SHORTS, EMBARRASSINGLY REVEALING HIS EXTRA-LARGE GRAMPY PANTIES."
Grampy Panties by Mury&Hanyah[[: October 19, 2009
Grampy's Whiskers
An old man's course, gray pubic hair. Typically found on the rims of public toilets and urinals as a result of natural hair loss during the aging process.
Frank called custodial services to report an excessive amount of Grampy's Whiskers in the office men's room.
Grampy's Whiskers by Eaton Holgoode November 16, 2015
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