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Grabahan 

Used as a trickery word to set someone up for complete failure. Similar to ligma and sugma and short for "grab a hand."
- Hey, Timmy, does your mother still have grabahan?

- What's grabahan?

- Grabahan full of this dick!
Grabahan by Normie 911 meme July 27, 2018
Did you see Gabanti on that new episode of TAI TV? So hot.
gabanti by a n n i e June 20, 2008

Intellectual Grabass 

When two people (especially egotistical smart people) flirt with each other using their intelligence to debate a scholarly issue.
An example of an instance of intellectual grabass would be:

Male professor: "Didn't you think Nietzsche's "Will to Power" was the most influencial work of its day?"

Female professor: "Heavens yes! Foucult, Sarte, and Camus would be utterly unispired without it."
Intellectual Grabass by MLZ November 10, 2006
Nickname for Gabe Saporta, lead singer of Cobra Starship. Combines Gabe and Santi, The Academy Is...'s album released in 2007.
Gabanti had some mad dance moves last night.
Gabanti by Taylor Starship January 13, 2008

Grabassin 

Noun; Grab-Ass-In

1.)A process in which a person or group of people perform meaningless tasks to occupy time instead of completing an assignment, task or job

2.)When a person decides to replace a given task with another less valuable or exhausting task in an attempt to relieve themselves of a given responsibility
Coach: Staci, your supposed to be doing the ball drills

Staci: Coach, I was just talking to Chris about yesterdays game
Coach: I know grabassin when i see it, now start running
Grabassin by T0pher8 February 4, 2010
Noun. Gabanti is known as Gabe Saporta, the lead singer of funky rock band Cobra Starship, and former frontman of punk band Midtown.
"It is I, Gabanti, here to introduce a whole new world to you pussy emo kids."
Gabanti by kay-c January 11, 2008