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gransvestite
One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.
- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
gransvestite by markyspeaks February 23, 2006
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Graans • graandady • Granas • gransexual • gransplaining • granster • garans/guarens • garans ball-barans • graabschlagered • graana
pepper grains
Something that appears in type 4 hair (typically African-American hair) when it is not combed/brushed often.
The shorter and more common version is 'peps'.
The shorter and more common version is 'peps'.
pepper grains by TheBessttttttt February 15, 2017
garans ball-barans
Pidgin term for guaranteed. Pidgin sayings sometimes rhyme, though nobody know's why. No worry beef curry
sole 1: ho bah! we go hang afta dakine stay pau wit doin' his stuff, u down?
sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!
sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!
garans ball-barans by epicboots! July 9, 2011
Gransexual
Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!
Gransexual by Justforkix April 12, 2016
Gransloshed
The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.
George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?
Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.
Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.
James: Sick dude.
Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.
Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.
James: Sick dude.
Gransloshed by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013
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