Graans 

When you are mostly okay with something but still just a bit ticked-off.

Steve: "Hey Bill, can I come to your mansion later in my 24k gold ihelicopter?"
Bill: "Naahh sorry i don't want my mom to be graans"

Graans by Finisek December 19, 2018

gransvestite 

One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.

- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.

gransvestite by markyspeaks February 23, 2006

pepper grains 

Something that appears in type 4 hair (typically African-American hair) when it is not combed/brushed often.

The shorter and more common version is 'peps'.

You have pepper grains/peps in your hair.

pepper grains by TheBessttttttt February 15, 2017

garans ball-barans 

Pidgin term for guaranteed. Pidgin sayings sometimes rhyme, though nobody know's why. No worry beef curry

sole 1: ho bah! we go hang afta dakine stay pau wit doin' his stuff, u down?

sole 2: garans ball-barans buu!

garans ball-barans by epicboots! July 9, 2011

Gransexual

When a younger person sexually identifies as an old person (e.g. grandparent)

Why does Suzy insist on using her handmade doilies as condoms and making her cats watch us fuck? She must be a gransexual!

Gransexual by Justforkix April 12, 2016

Gransloshed 

The act that involves getting so ridiculously drunk that you end up getting a blow job from your friend's grandmother.

George: Yo guys, what's good for tonight?

Marc: I'm having people over, you can come and chill.

Henry: There better be lots of alcohol, I'm trying to get gransloshed tonight.

James: Sick dude.

Gransloshed by ihaveatwelveinchpenis June 14, 2013

granas 

Gr-ah'nass

A danish word that means "Du er et miserabelt individ og jeg ønsker dig intet ringere end døden"

(roughly translates to: you're a miserable individual and I wish you nothing more than death)

Use:
1: Hey man, I like your shirt

2: Granas

granas by Julles June 14, 2017