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Goyfe

The female-identifying fiancee of another female-identifying person. Mix between the words girlfriend and wife. Goyfe.
Me and my goyfe went on a picnic yesterday. It was tubular.
by goyfe22 February 22, 2022
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sleep golfer

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019
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göofelmâcher

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.
Put a göofelmâcher on that box!
by Red Goat February 9, 2013
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Goofenthol

Hank Hill's term for Methadone
I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!
by oliver hart August 7, 2009
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you dun goofed

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"
by Don Goof July 16, 2010
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goofer dust

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.
Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!
by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020
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Done Goofed

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.
"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"
by Pedalphile March 13, 2015
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