Goyfe

The female-identifying fiancee of another female-identifying person. Mix between the words girlfriend and wife. Goyfe.

Me and my goyfe went on a picnic yesterday. It was tubular.

Goyfe by goyfe22 February 22, 2022

sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .

Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!

sleep golfer by Big Cock Colin and Cryson February 26, 2019

göofelmâcher 

A curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents.

Put a göofelmâcher on that box!

göofelmâcher by Red Goat February 9, 2013

Goofenthol 

Hank Hill's term for Methadone

I'm not going to work with someone all hopped up on Goofenthol!

Goofenthol by oliver hart August 7, 2009

you dun goofed 

When you have committed an act in which "consequences will never be the same again"

You dun goofed!

you dun goofed by Don Goof July 16, 2010

goofer dust 

Goofer dust, as used in Voodoo, is dust from a grave.

Goofer dust is serious bad mojo, yas!

goofer dust by Angel of the Morning March 1, 2020

Done Goofed 

The kickass way of saying you fucked up, real bad.

"Dude I just sent my nudes to Stevie"
"You done goofed"

Done Goofed by Pedalphile March 13, 2015