Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.

"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."

Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Goyslop girl

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.

Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.

Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

Goyslop

Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc

-Yo bro did you see that Rings of Power show on Amazon?
-Hell nah man, that's just goyslop, nothing to do with Tolkien's work

Goyslop by Aegandor October 26, 2022

Visual Goyslop

A video containing no substance. Giving you a dopamine hit often combined with near seizure levels of cuts and gags.

That TikTok Call of Duty compilation was visual goyslop.

Visual Goyslop by Lelièvre’s History December 12, 2022

Goyslop

What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.

Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!

Goyslop by Moo? July 1, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026