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Hippie Parents are one of the best types of parents to have. Hippie Parents are located all over the United States, but are mainly concentrated in Northern California.
Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).
Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”
Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.
Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us
Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.
Hippie Parents enforce very lenient drug rules around the house, often growing marijuana plants in the backyard (in organic soil of course).
Hippie Parents live by a strict “ if it’s not grown in the ground, turn it down” mentality, with the occasional exception of MDMA because “ it’s a love drug”. Hippie Parents are against hard drugs because 75% of Hippie Parents have “ that one friend who came back from Vietnam, and just kinda lost touch with things.”
Hippie Parents don’t waste money on buying name brand clothes or flashy cars to impress people; they have done way too many psychedelics to be impressed by Gucci, Versace or Armani.
Hippie Parents are usually very educated and well-spoken people. This is because Hippie Parents understand that education is the key to understanding the world around us
Children of Hippie Parents either turn out to be just like their parents and embrace flower power, or they choose to go the opposite route and become straightedge punks who loathe pot smokers.
Joe: Hey Steve, are you sure it's cool if we smoke pot in your backyard?
Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.
Joe: Lucky!
Steve: Yeah man it's cool, I have Hippie Parents.
Joe: Lucky!
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