Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Guntress 

To understand this word, one needs to understand the 3 words origin which Guntress derive from. Cunt, Cuntress, and Gunt. Guntress is the large woman, the worst of woman scorns, the evil step mother, or the devil-like ex gf or ex wife. She pulls every little move she can just to piss you off, to make herself look good, even tho... you're not sure how she can ever look good with that overgown muffin-top of hers... Guntress is the assholic, vicious, evil, fat bitch that no living beings should be anywhere close to.
David: My ex cheated on me, decided to leave and now wanting 1/2 of my shit that she did nothing to help us obtain.

Matt: Whoa, she is such a Guntress isn't she?

David: Indeed, bro... indeed.
Guntress by CurseOfWar May 28, 2013
Related Words
Damn, girl, you lookin' Gountry in your apple-bottom jeans and cowboy boots.
Gountry by MELLEN89 September 13, 2010

Guntress 

Woman that thinks she is the duchess with a damaged cunt that looks like a bad floral dress being used as labial curtains
Thats a stinking guntress, I smashed it last week and the drapes were flapping around like that bitch mrs ryan from barclays ya know "your mum"

Guntress 

A woman of significant girth, whose gunt is her most notable feature.
Jerome: Ay hunny whatchu do with all that gunt you got goin’ on there?

Guntress: Make cheese like the fabulous guntress I am.

Jerome: Damn girl, you self-sufficient.
Guntress by Powerqueef September 26, 2022
Iykyk. Only real ones can understand
Bro let's go to the goontree
Goontree by ImagineDragonsFan524 October 14, 2025

gauntrepreneur

A doggedly-determined yuppie who has indeed achieved da American dream but "didn't have it easy" getting there, and so his face is noticeably haggard as a result.
In James Herriot's book, "Bonnie's Big Day", da retired horse Bonnie has an extremely-hardworking owner, John Skipton, whom Herriot describes an a real "gauntrepreneur".
gauntrepreneur by QuacksO November 4, 2025
More from Urban Dictionary

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
Load more