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(Also known as gonnerz, gonnaz)

The term used to casually refer to someone being extremely intoxicated, deriving from the word "gone".
Person One: You were so gonners last night!
Hungover Person Two: Guuuuurg.
Gonners by GonnersEveryWeekend February 19, 2009

Top Gooners

1) The "superior;snooty" Arsenal fans

2)The most unbearable type of Arsenal fans. They suck up to the club and do whatever they can to gain clout via social media platforms. They spread toxic positivity and constantly change their narrative to remain satisfied with the clubs' actions and lack of success
They refuse to hold the club accountable no matter what and basically lose their marbles if anyone dares criticise them. There's a man on sky sports called "Gareth Neville" who received a lot of hate from Arsenal fans because he didn't think they could win the title (which actually happened!)
E.g Arsenal are linked with Kai Havertz

MR DT : "Well if Mikel Arteta wants him, then so do I. He's exactly what we need! Immense playah!"

Lee Gunner: "these Top Gooners are inverted mate"
Top Gooners by g3org3.m June 20, 2023

gonersyphilherpades 

a mixture of nice things that overly sluttish people will eventually meet.
eww, shes(hes) definately got gonersyphilherpades
a nickname for arsenal who are coincidentally the best team in the world and we have thierry henry and cesc fabregas and theo walcott and manyoo have stupid rooney, very stupid rooney
"go gooners!"

"gooners are at the top of the premiership table again"
gooners by Leeko22 August 29, 2006

gonnersyphillheperitis 

Usually describing a slutty girl who has every STD known to man.
There's that skank-ass bitch Randi... that girl has the worst case of gonnersyphillheperitis I've ever known.
gonnersyphillheperitis by Jaded September 28, 2004
Gruners are the little, spoke-like, grooves that make up the butthole or anus.
"That cat needs to lick it's ass again, it still has shit stuck all up in it's GRUNERS"
gruners by Blaine January 5, 2005