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Worse than calling someone a douche bag, and worse than saying, Fuck you!
Dude your such a "goubag." What a Goubag.
Goubag by George Gillingham January 7, 2009
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Pronounced 'goan''bag', similar to nadsack, derived from the gonad and a carrying device , such as a sack or a bag or a satchel. Basically its a scrot.
'carl, put your freaking gonbag away'
or
'dude, lash ur gonbag out and get this party kicking'
gonbag by juicyinnit September 29, 2008
Related Words
Any garbage in or from Boston.
Dogs love gobbage. Dogs love any kind of garbage.
gobbage by Arf Arf June 16, 2008
Deliberate mispronunciation of the word "Garbage," occasionally used by YouTuber DankPods.
"The Samsung Galaxy Z Fold was GOOBAGE!"
"That screen is pure goobage."
- DankPods
Goobage by Thesnakerox November 26, 2021
A hate word used to refer to religious people. Usually refers to Christians. Commonly used on radical feminist and far left-wing websites and blogs.
Death to all godbags!
godbag by fait accompli July 22, 2008
a goofy uber dancer. with a sweet jew fro.
Wow, gorbag, you dumbass.
Gorbag by gregory dunn December 15, 2007
When you see something so nasty that you want to gouge your eyes out.
A. When you walk in on your parents, you want to commit gougage.
B. When a fat girl bends over and you see her buttcrack, that's gougage.
Gougage by urdaddyhaha November 19, 2005
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