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gollands hands 

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.
gollands hands by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018

goylander 

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.
Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.
goylander by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009
1. a small ginger choad according to long rob
2. someone who drives too fast
3. an 18 yr old alcoholic
1. to be a golland is to be very unfortunate
golland by sauly November 14, 2006
middle name of a person who is not british and is horrible at basketball
-Wow, is that Aaron Gowland Camilleri?
-Yeah, but we don't talk about him, he is not even British and is horrible at basketball
Gowland by YobaBoba June 25, 2017

Have you got land? 

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
Have you got land? by beriberry November 22, 2011

K.m golland 

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST AND HAS MASSIVE TITTIES THAT I WANT TO SUCK ON
U want to suck k.m gollands titties
K.m golland by K.m golland lover December 27, 2021