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gollands hands 

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.
gollands hands by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018

goylander 

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.
Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.
goylander by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009
1. a small ginger choad according to long rob
2. someone who drives too fast
3. an 18 yr old alcoholic
1. to be a golland is to be very unfortunate
golland by sauly November 14, 2006
middle name of a person who is not british and is horrible at basketball
-Wow, is that Aaron Gowland Camilleri?
-Yeah, but we don't talk about him, he is not even British and is horrible at basketball
Gowland by YobaBoba June 25, 2017

Have you got land? 

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
Have you got land? by beriberry November 22, 2011

K.m golland 

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST AND HAS MASSIVE TITTIES THAT I WANT TO SUCK ON
U want to suck k.m gollands titties
K.m golland by K.m golland lover December 27, 2021
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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