Gotland

A dripy island owned by sweden, where there are exactly 68 300 sheep

Dude numero 1: dude, did u know there are exactly 68 300 sheep on gotland?

Dude numero 2: no i didn't, thanks bro

by Drip man 69 October 24, 2022

gollands hands

Extreme hand sweat.

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.

by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018

goylander

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.

Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.

by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

golland

1. a small ginger choad according to long rob
2. someone who drives too fast
3. an 18 yr old alcoholic

1. to be a golland is to be very unfortunate

by sauly November 14, 2006

Gowland

middle name of a person who is not british and is horrible at basketball

-Wow, is that Aaron Gowland Camilleri?
-Yeah, but we don't talk about him, he is not even British and is horrible at basketball

by YobaBoba June 25, 2017

Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.

Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)

by beriberry November 22, 2011

K.m golland

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST AND HAS MASSIVE TITTIES THAT I WANT TO SUCK ON

U want to suck k.m gollands titties

by K.m golland lover December 27, 2021