Gowland

middle name of a person who is not british and is horrible at basketball

-Wow, is that Aaron Gowland Camilleri?
-Yeah, but we don't talk about him, he is not even British and is horrible at basketball

by YobaBoba June 25, 2017

Paul Gowland

Actually, what happened was that they told the kid to come after me and then he dragged me by the toes and licked off the dirt. Blake the (pokemon) quickly came to his rescue and through his poke ball and peejew came out and thunderbolted the child. He screamed like a charzard and dashed away like a ponyta. Later he fell asleep like jigglypuff and transformed into chancy.

Paul Gowland is reallly strongg :) my herooo CRONADA

by Blondie <3 May 4, 2010

gollands hands

Extreme hand sweat.

Sharon was wetter than Gollands hands.

by BASE Frankie November 19, 2018

goylander

A negative, derogative, abusive, racist, joke, sexist term used to define any aspect of life, although usually used in gaming particularly Counter Strike.

Stop being such a goylander KaZ.

That Fincra, acting up like a g0y again.

Stop goyin and play properly.

by Gwarrrrn July 19, 2009

golland

1. a small ginger choad according to long rob
2. someone who drives too fast
3. an 18 yr old alcoholic

1. to be a golland is to be very unfortunate

by sauly November 14, 2006

Gotland

A dripy island owned by sweden, where there are exactly 68 300 sheep

Dude numero 1: dude, did u know there are exactly 68 300 sheep on gotland?

Dude numero 2: no i didn't, thanks bro

by Drip man 69 October 24, 2022

K.m golland

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER TO EXIST AND HAS MASSIVE TITTIES THAT I WANT TO SUCK ON

U want to suck k.m gollands titties

by K.m golland lover December 27, 2021