Gosker

a douche bag who thinks they are above others by being more meta, or hip than others. Known to wear bucket hats and talk down to others for not enjoying shitting music they think is amazing.

“That dumbass with a bucket hat just called me mid because I don’t like hobo Johnson.” “What a fucking Gosker”

by Lardtoe September 22, 2023

Dutch gonker

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gookertino

An alias for Cupertino, CA. Alluding to it's alarmingly prominent Asian population.

"That chick was so fat, she had more Chins then a Gookertino phonebook."

by SoS Virtue August 8, 2012

gocker

A man beast, loves a good shag, parties like an animal.

Liam’s dad is such a gocker

by Gocker May 22, 2018

Southside Gookers

A group of mentally retard teens from south St. Petersburg who spend most of their past time smoking weed, tripping acid, and stepping down on hoes. They give no fucks when it comes to responsibilities and most of them have spent a night in the Juvenile Detention Center. If you try them they will not hesitate to beat the fuck outta you. They are all juul fiends and only get through the school day with large amounts of nicotine.

You better watch out for the southside gookers they might buck your juul.

by Southside Gookman November 8, 2018

gookers

members of the asian race, comes from the word gook, which was american slang for the vietnamese during the vietnam war. used by pvt. eightball in the movie "full metal jacket".

"personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. you know, i mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. but they don't want it. they'd rather be alive than free, i guess. poor dumb bastards." -full metal jacket

by madn1ce January 12, 2008

Gookery

Similar to the word “fuckery”, except used in the presence of a single Asian or a group of Asians. It is used to describe chaos and things that seem fucked up to the human mind. @Jlee

What kind of gookery is this?

by Gook8 May 24, 2018