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The Gorton Fisherman 

To have sex with a woman while she's on the rag. And when your finished to remove the tampon with your teeth
I Banged this prostitue then i bit her tampon string and pulled it out and it smelled like fish..Dude you totally gave her the gorton fisherman

Gorton's Fisherman 

What the Islanders wore on their jerseys in the 90's
Jesus Christ those jerseys are horrible, who the hell puts the Gorton's Fisherman on a fucking jersey

The Gorton's Fisherman 

A move that you perform on a chick that seems sexually adventurous. When you are fucking her doggy style you use both of your index fingers to fish hook both sides of her mouth. Wearing a yellow water proof trench coat is optional.
Allen: How was your sexual encounter with Elizabeth?
Me: It was pretty amazing, she totally let me use the Gorton's Fisherman maneuver.
Allen: damn bro i knew i should have taken a swing at her.

Gordon Fisherman 

When you are doing a girl from behind. You reach around and fishhook her mouth and let your buddy in. All while singing.. it's the Gordon Fisherman!!
Hey I got this girl, fish hooks and some time. You want to spill some tartar sauce?? It's the Gordon Fisherman...
Gordon Fisherman by MLPWA1 July 25, 2015

the gordon's fisherman 

trust him
I like your hat. You look like the gordon's fisherman

The Gordon's Fisherman 

Inserting fingers into a vagina, then wiping them under the nose along the upper lip of the person whose vagina was penetrated. (A vaginal variation of the "Dirty Sanchez" )
After I fingered her, I gave her "The Gordon's Fisherman" ...she was pissed.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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