Gorlax

An unattractive, typically larger woman. Typically socially awkward, they tend to flock around women who are more attractive in order to draw eyes away from their own hideous appearance. Similar to a grenade, but even uglier and often much heftier.

Bob: Do you see that bitch? She must way like 350 man.

Matt: Yeah dude, she's a total gorlax

by zuke534 May 8, 2011

gorladongled

Gorladongled: is basicly a way to discribe the noise something would make when that thing falls down a hill making alot of noise and losing alot of parts on its way down.
like a closet filled with kitchen apliances

Man, i just nudged it and it gorladongled all the way down there

by Inner-Kittens January 8, 2006

Golaxy

A Baduk(Game of Go AI) who captured 5 World Game of Go Artificial Intelligence competition's champship title.

Golaxy is a 5-time World Go AI tournament champion.

by Linda Page January 6, 2021

garlax

Mary Sargisyan

Mary Sargisyan is a garlax.

by TheJohnMark7174 May 10, 2023

Gorlach

Gorlach is a surname, mostly for Slavs like Russians. The Gorlach family are extremely hot and beautiful. When you touch them it's like fire, ouchh. They bight back like a tiger. The kids are smokin' hot and the parents a sexy smooth.

Friend 1: "What's your surname?"
Friend 2: "Gorlach"
Friend 1: "So that's why you're so hot!"

by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 21, 2019

Gorlami

Misspelling of an Italian name as spoken by Brad Pitt in the Tarantino film Inglorious Basterds. Typically used in conjunction with Bon Skippy and Reeva Derchi, sometimes spoken in quick succession to express surprise, excitement, or arousal far beyond that expressed by just Bon Skippy.

Nathan: "Was the movie Bon Skippy?"
Xan: "It was Bon Skippy, Reeva Derchi, Gorlami!"

by Alexander Holtinator August 26, 2010

Gorgax

Someone who is very weak, unstable, and very confused with his sexuality.

I was playing nexustk and this dude went all Gorgax on me.

by Kru McMugger September 19, 2009