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(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.

Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.

gored by Some Lao Wai May 5, 2007

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gored

The act of under minding and screwing someone over in a sneaky or caniving way.

What a two-faced snake in the grass to lie to your face and go behind your back like that. Dude, you just got gored...

gored by 27 Boyz September 1, 2010

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gored

1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.

1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED

gored by Eric January 23, 2004

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Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

Gored by Ascoda March 13, 2008

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gored to death

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.

The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

gored to death by Phoenixinline98 June 19, 2017

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Frank Gored

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.

That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.

Frank Gored by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008

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Frank Gored

To lose a fantasy football game because your best fantasy football player sucks.

Oh man, I can't believe your running back only got 10 carries for 20 yards, you straight up got Frank Gored.

Frank Gored by Eynola Bagherzadeh December 31, 2007

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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