Gordan Ramsme

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A gag joke in which you replace the chefs name Gordan Ramsey to Gordan Ramsme as a sex joke.

"My favorite chef is Gordan Ramsme."
"You mean Gordan Ramsey?"
"Nope, Gordan Rams-me. He never fails to give me that vannilla drizzle with that nut in all the right places. Oh, Ramsme is so good at doin' it right! Yum yum!"

Gordan Ramsme by PointingatmyBALLZ February 15, 2023

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Gordan Ramsey

When your getting a blowjob and she stops sucking before you cum so you donkey punch her and yell "wheres the fucking lamb sauce?!?!?!?!"

i totally gave johnnys girl the gordan ramsey the other night she got a black eye right now

Gordan Ramsey by Ligma Survivor March 4, 2019

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Gordon Ramsey

Angry chef who will yell, curse, throw things, and scream if things don't go his way. But he's a kick-ass chef.

Gordon Ramsey: How long for the wellingtons?

Chef: 3 minutes!

GR: You donkey!

Gordon Ramsey by TheKingoftheHill April 11, 2010

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Gordon Ramsey

A British chief that screams to much and does know where the fuck the lamb sauce is.

Gordon Ramsey : “THE FUCK IS THE LAMB SAUCE?!”

Gordon Ramsey by that one emo kid in class March 23, 2019

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Gordon Ramsey

The king of roasts (a.k.a) jesus (in my opinion)

Jake from hells kitchen- I made a wellington steak
Gordon Ramsey- Your "wellington steak looks like a "wellington boot

Gordon Ramsey by Reeeeeeeeeeeee_ginger July 23, 2019

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Gordon Ramsey

The man just about ready to kill or torture you for making the worst or even a small mistake on a recipe or food.

Cook me higher Gordon Ramsey

Gordon Ramsey by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

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gordon ramsey style

To pour burning cheese on somebody's genitals. Oftenly followed up with screaming where's the fucking cheese!

Gordon: let's have sex
You: I would love to lets do Gordon "Gordon Ramsey style"
Gordon: get down there and drop the pants

You: am I missing something?!
Gordon: yes you are... "where's the fucking cheese!"

gordon ramsey style by Holden deez nuts November 21, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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