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Person who feels like he's sent from above, almost feeling divine.
I'm in my own league, i'm gootje.
Gootje by IdealSonInLaw November 21, 2021
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n. (goo-jerr). a member of the online community known as Gamers With Jobs (gamerswithjobs.com), a tight-knit group of opinionated gamers who happen to be in some state of employment.
I met up online last night with a bunch of Goodjers and fragged some bastards.
Goodjer by Mills.Fokk December 16, 2009
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Silly gootse 

(Pronounced silly goot-see)

When you’re the silliest of all the gootses
Wow Chris you’re the biggest silly gootse I know!
Silly gootse by Emipai2002 February 28, 2019
A state of mind in which the person becomes euphoric and the effects of THC have fully taken effect over the person. In addition the person must be at the point where they no longer feel the need to add more THC to their body in order to feel their desired "high".
I just smoked the biggest L with my boy and we are "Gooted ". Yo man that kid had such an incredible water pipe, we were using it for over an hour, I am "gooted ".
Gooted by kWeezy6 December 22, 2008

Gootherus 

First Described by the eminent anatomist D.D, the gootherus describes the whole female reproductive system from the Vagina to Fallopian tubes. These were formally known as the “Hoop”, “Gearbox”, “Cuntbag” and the “Burst Mattress” . If a woman of the female persuasion has an issue with her gootherus, then she attends a gootherologist. Gootherology is the medical specialism and requires intimate knowledge of the gootherus, gootherbox, clunge, Cunt and gearbox
“ I had a pain in my Gootherus, so I have to see the Gootherologist”
“I lost a welly in the marshy bog and need to see a Gootherologist”
“I broke her Gootherus by horsing it up to the back axel”
“The Gootherologist says I’m a chronic Cuntbag”
Gootherus by Gootherologist2020 November 24, 2020
An irish expression meaning vagina, pussy, beaver, fanny.
Give us a look at your goother!!
Goother by Ross. MacKay August 7, 2007

Gooter lover 

A person who is attracted to ugly women.
Phil sure is a gooter lover .
Gooter lover by JAMES BRADY July 4, 2016
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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