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A gotje is a person which alway gets what you want. This person can't do anything against this but it's a reason for hating this person altough it might be one of your best frinds.
A Gotje could also be a very horny person that alway think of just one thing no matter what you say . He/She always associates something dirty. If it's a girl (which is mostely the case) it will definitely like persons like Hauke.
She such a Gotje. She got my job in the new restaurant.
You can't speek in a normal way with that Gotje over there. She always thinks you're talking about sex.
gotje by KleeneNot4U December 10, 2006
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Just the cool Guy, everybody do loves him for his helpfulness und kindness! He is a beauty blessed from the gods! His specialness is underlined with his rare name, so everybody shall know Götje is the best!
Götje is quit cool!

I do have such a crush on Götje!
Götje by bluegelato41 November 21, 2021
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Used instead of "getting wrecked" for comic purposes (refer to MagikarpUsedFly) during a League of Legends game.
"Did you see that play? He absolutely got gotted!"
gotted by Armourbot April 13, 2017

luke goter 

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
luke goter by IwaoImported May 19, 2016
An exclamation used when someone has been roasted or otherwise beaten.

Often used ironically to show that you're joking
"what is ligma"

Ligma balls gottem"
gottem by Phoenix Fire 18 December 16, 2018
Short for "Got em" or "Gotcha", used to express a shortlived victory or success after bamboozling someone.
Son: Yo dad, did something come in the mail today?
Dad: No, what?
Son: Deeze nuts!
Dad: *Silence*
Son: Gottee!
Gottee by 🐺 October 5, 2018
word to describe the feeling in your throat after you have eaten food which makes your throat feel like it's collected a lot of a gooey substance and phlegm. Rich chocolate cake is a very goujey food.
clangy gouje
Gouje by Catlover2012 July 7, 2016
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